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Freshman Beat-Down

An event held at the beginning or end of a high school year dedicated to fucking with, beating up, mugging, and shoving freshmen into lockers.

Usually done by Fatherless Juniors and sometimes seniors.
“The freshman beat-down is coming up and you’re not protected.”
by Amogus Buddy December 15, 2021
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Let the beat stay

What you tell your friends when you're drunk and convinced you're the life of the party but their trying to get you to go home.
Tim: hey lets get the bill and get you home
Krista: Don't let the beat drop... let the beat stay!
Tim: Avoids eye contact
by DaddyWithTheFatD August 2, 2016
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crash cart beat

A part of a song, full song, or beat in a song that is so nasty that it could potentially give you a heart attack, therefore rolling you out on a crash cart in the middle of the show.
1: Yo these crash cart beats are rolling over our faces.

2: Yeah man Skrillex is the sh*t!
by starogre February 23, 2011
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Meat Beat Mondays

Part of a weekly calendar

Meat Beat Monday is to beat your meat nonstop to gay porn.
Dood: hey its meat beat mondays!
Other dood: Oh hell yeah!
by MilfBlaster October 10, 2018
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Beating the Bonus Hole

by anonymous July 28, 2023
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Beat off formula

100 - (length of dick in inches / time since last nut in hours) * 100 = odds out of 100 to beat off
use the beat off formula to see if you can bust.
by Elspencico June 3, 2019
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Beat a Michael day

People with the name Mike/michael/micheal/defined Mike are clones of the lizard man and should be eliminated but they are only weak at a certain day which is 1st December also they are very horny in these day so watch out

Yo are you ready for the beat a Michael day?
Yes we need to eliminate Michael before more of them spawn
by Brushbruh November 29, 2021
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