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Hoe Bag

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by Garrett Giuffre WHAT! December 31, 2008
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nigger bag

To become uncharacteristically angered or agitated by something or somebody; to loose patience; loss of temper in a fashion not common to the individual's usual demeanor
"Martita made me so mad...Girl, I came outta my nigger bag and got all up in her face!
by Ken Laurel June 27, 2006
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Ditty Bag

A small bag that contains various odds and ends such as a mirror, flashlight, glue, paper clips, rubber bands, twine, shoe string, bandaids, and tape. The bag is usually taken on a trip, particularly camping, where it can be used for a variety of purposes.
Joe: Oh no, the car won't start.
MacGyver: It's the ignition. I'll use the batteries from the flashlight in my Ditty Bag to start it.

Joe: Oh no, my luggage won't stay together.
MacGyver: Use one of the zip ties in my Ditty Bag to hold it together.

Joe: Oh no, I have a head ache.
MacGyver: I'll give you some of the asprin from my Ditty Bag.

Joe: Oh no, my space suit is leaking.
MacGyver: I'll plug the whole with some of the silly puddy from my Ditty Bag.
by Joe Plumb August 28, 2005
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moose bagging

Moose Bagging - Pioneered by Gaz from Blackburn for first dates where attempts at Wolf Bagging could be deemed overfriendly. Moose Bagging should be carried out on overweight, slightly desperate single women with mothers like scary mary.
Note it is not permissable to " Moose Bag " the mother & daughter at the same time - just for safety's sake.
Quote "wolf bagging
Whilst having sex with a woman (doggystyle), a small peice of bacon is tied to a string and swallowed by the girl, then just as the man ejaculates he pulls the string and the bacon comes out of the womans mouth makin her gag and tense up increasing pleasure for the man.
man: oh yeah! oh (pulls string)
Woman: choke, gag! tense
man: wow! "
Moose Bagging requires no apparatus other than a large McDonalds brown paper bag with a hole in it - Allow 2 bags for excessively SCARY MARYS - remember protection is everything !
Example's
Im Moose bagging that bitch !!
Im gonna Moose bag that bitch ...
by Mr G Moosebagger May 12, 2008
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douche bag

Bob: Gee Jimmy, you sure are acting like a...

Kanye West: now imma let you finish, but beyonce had one of the best videos of all time!!!!!!1!!

Bob: What a douche bag...
by Sethyboy0 October 3, 2009
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Doggie bagging

When ending a meeting that has already gone on too long and used up way too much of everyone's time, use this phrase to indicate wrapping up the unresolved issues to take them up later. Essentially, how you address what to do with issues left over from a meeting.
"OK people, we gotta end this meeting now. What are the issues we'll be doggie bagging for later?"
by Hot Jam September 26, 2009
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ho bags

when he has to go on his trip and you ask him oh can you bring the trash to the curb before you leave thanks baby muah. but he is in such a rush to catch the plane and he’s grabbing his coat briefcase and coffee he mistakenly loads the trash in the trunk. he gets to the resort paid for by his work, that man being so appreciated by the company, and the guy with the cute cap says “can I get your bags sir” and your man tweep tweeps the sick rental to the guys surprise. luckily he brought the cart and shrugging he goes ahead and loads the ho bags dropping them by the pool bar as your man checks in.
Guy1 at pool bar: god I hate the smell of stale beer and styrofoam the day after the banana cabana limbo
Guy2: ha ha that’s just the ho bags from the guy who just checked in
by williet hughnot January 9, 2020
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