abstinian

a religion; the believe of marrige before sex. also can be a joke to people that have sex a lot.

how can joe and erin be abstinians? they have sex ALL THE TIME!

by dude_its_erin! July 22, 2009

Austizzi

A totally cute guy and an extremely smokin girl who are absolutely inseperable . They are perfect for each other and they will be together for a longggg time . =) .

That couple is so much like Austizzi !!

by THE ANSWERER Y'ALL December 9, 2010

Austistics

A variation of statistics in which all figures are made by an omnipotent super being who resides over the two parallel universes.

Guy: And this figure succinctly concludes that all men are pigs and will have sex with any vagina regardless of this honour code you seem so fond of.

Girl: Is that even statistically proven?!

Guy: .......It's proven through Austistics.

Girl: >.<

by NotaguynamedAustin October 27, 2011

abstintatious

Verb - to refrain from having swag. (Pronounced ab-stin-tay-shus)

She wanted a guy who was abstintatious, not some jerk who only cared about her boobs.

by dramaqueen1612 September 21, 2012

auhstin

Bushy head of hair that is unusually curly or dense in manner.

That guy has the biggest auhstin i've ever seen.

by Carlos Danger 2 November 15, 2013

Abstinence

When you don't do the fuck

I hate thinking of sentences, so here's the word abstinence.

by ihatethinkingofnames May 20, 2015

austenized

When a relationship closely relates to one written by Jane Austen, or actually parallels it. Whether the pair acts the same way, or their personality is the same...

Friend One: Did you see them? They are so austenized- one infatuated with the other who hates him to bits.
Friend Two: Elizabeth Bennet and Mr. Collins; I completely agree.

by The Future-teller March 8, 2016