Alabama threesome

A type of sex that involves you, your cousin, and your sister
I invited my cousin over, and me, my cousin, and my sister had a good olAlabama Threesome
by lukenolan06 December 21, 2019
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alabama scorcher

Verb
The sexual act of having coitis with a bottle of open hot sauce (specifically Tabasco) until either party has cum or run out of hot sauce.
“I had sex with my girlfriend last night. We did the Alabama Scorcher and she came before the hot sauce ran out
“Nice.”
by Bitchintiddies January 08, 2018
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Alabama scorcher

The act of putting spicy pickle juice on your penis and getting a blow job
I gave that b***ch an Alabama scorcher!
by Hickdoodle69 June 01, 2019
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Alabama Snow Monster

When a man inserts an icicle into another mans ass and he shits it out as it comes in a coat of shit.
Gary: my cousin gave me the Alabama Snow Monster this morning!!!
by dirtybison November 18, 2021
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Alabama Thigh Rub

When your morbidly obese girlfriend walks a mile in the hot Alabama sun and comes home drenched in sweat, and later gets eaten out by her brother and 3 cousins.
“Damn Rufus yo sister is looking thick as fuck and mighty sweaty, looks delicious for your entire family.” “Dinner is served!”
“Ya I might have to give my sister an Alabama thigh rub
by Young Joust December 17, 2021
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A Christopher in Alabama

A fagg0t that is situated in Alabama
Normal ducking person: “hello how are ya?”
Chris the f4g 👨🏻: “FIFI!!”
Normal ducking person: “uhh…”

That would be considered a normal conversation with a Christopher in Alabama
by Hey_oh March 17, 2024
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Alabama Boombox

When you and your brother start foolin around but you gotta turn some music up so dad doesn’t hear and come in to beat you with jumper cables.
Me and my brother were curious so we did an ole Alabama Boombox to keep dad from get suspicious
by Don Binks September 20, 2020
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