Smithed

When you are a six foot eight varsity basketball player and need your skinny five foot four friend to set you up with a girl and she agrees to go on a date with you but claims she has ACT tutoring and goes to a party.

Bro this girl really SMITHED me. I thought I had a chance with her.

by Terb01 September 28, 2020

James Smith One-Tap

A kill in CSGO that is not actually a one tap, but James Smith would still call it one.

James: *Empties full magazine on an enemy*
James: One Tap!!!
Hugo: That's a James Smith One-Tap right there

by Dragon_37 March 17, 2019

smelly smith

A criminal who likes gay butt sex and stinks up every room he's in

That smelly smith is sucking d for cig butts

by trump4ever December 5, 2023

dirty smith and wesson

The act of shitting in a tub sock and hitting someone with it.

That fucker Fred hit me in the face with a dirty Smith and Wesson

by Bridgeportarico October 22, 2017

callum bowden smith

callum bowden smith, also known as callum bargainman or callum luvsa-barg, is young lad who gets off on eating two burgers and chips and ketchup in a 8:2 ratio. he is partial to temu skincare (loves a good bargain) and kayaking. he can be a bit gammy but that just adds to his charm. his hair is a clod and his big toe is unfathomably hairy. he’s prone to being a bit moody. you can often find callum in the naughty corner being hounded by older, and, quite frankly, grim, old men.

“omg!! isn’t that callum bowden smith??”
“yeah.. don’t fart next to him. he’ll have a right paddy.

by laxativequeen3000 September 11, 2023

gavin lee smith

the best boyfriend in the entire world, the absolute loml. he loves layla marie sooo much and he is the cutest, funniest, goofiest, hottest, loving bf ever

i love you gavin lee smith ❤️❤️❤️

by lmschmidt16 October 25, 2023

Miss Heather Smith

That one subsitute 20 year old teacher that will watch anime with you and play among us with you.

Girl 1: AWWW Miss heather smith has to leave I wish she was our teacher

Boy 1: Yeah! I was looking forward to play among us with her and watch demon slayer with her!
Miss Heather Smith: Did someone say .... Among us and.... Demon slayer. Hell yeh I'm staying!

by Wiseoneof1personnobodyknows November 4, 2020