John Aylward

The true crime MVP.

Jose: “You always watch all the best true crime documentaries; who’s your supplier?”

Steven: “John Aylward, my man”

by smelliott7 April 18, 2021

John Wicking

When an action hero or person uses a mix of martial arts, tactical gunplay and CQB to quickly dispatch multiple targets in the shortest time possible using mostly head and torso shots. This of course is inspired by the movie John Wick starring Keanu Reeves in which the main protagonist uses such a combat style, as seen infamously in the club scene, museum scene and semi-auto shotgun scene.

"Man, he really John Wicked those people didn't he?" "I like pretending that I'm John Wicking mafia members, it feels great you know?" "I like it when he John Wicks people,"

by Kill_Urself November 25, 2021

John Petrucci

Simply guitar Jesus
Founding member and guitarist for Dream Theater, Liquid Tension Experiment, and more
Legend has it he could play 69,420,000 notes per second

You’ll never be better than him, period

You’re trying to cover a John Petrucci solo? Forget about it.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

Jake & John

The act of two men fucking each other in the ass simultaneously. Named after a mythical occurrence in which a "Street Pimp" aka the "John" puts his disco stick in the "Ginger Jamaican" aka "Jakes" poop-chute in which at the same time the inverse also happens.

Did you see those two doing "The Jake & John" at the party last night?

by The Real Duke March 23, 2016

john's sister

A female known as being extremely attractive

Damn is that john's sister? She be looking fine...

by LeekArie February 16, 2020

John Doe'd

When that one motherfucker that was in high school, comes to the reunion/function looking like a whole new person.

Dave: Yo look at DeMarcus over there! I can't even recognize him!
Quandale: Shit man, he just John Doe'd himself damn

DeMarcus: How do you do fellow niggaz?

by ITS YA HOMIE NIGGLER May 31, 2022

John Dodge

an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck

Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.

by fartknocker101 January 8, 2010