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Wallywat 

A small translucent parasitic worm that lives amongst Labor politicians' rim giblets. They prefer to attach themselves to politicians who have a zest for human rights abuse. Also known as a "PRGuy17", they emit strong pheromone which is hazardous to functioning brain cells, and can often attract humans with a lower level of intelligence. When approached, they are known to act is if they're about to leave, but then stay around and linger like a bad smell.
Dan was broken, naked and spreadeagled at the bottom of the outdoor stairwell, and you could see wallywats licking at the little wads of soiled toilet paper in his fractured crusty bum crack.
Wallywat by TractorPulford August 30, 2022

This post will not age well

Joe Biden won't be assassinated during his term
This post will not age well. That is because of a phenomenon known as the curse of Tippercanoe. This curse says that every 20 years, the president will suffer a misfortune of being assassinated during their term. This started with William Henry Harrison in 1840 who died a month into his term, and so on. Ronald Reagan is the only president to survive this curse

But eventually the word will

But eventually the word will, will word will

Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube has taken over this meme. It’s underrated, and, if you don’t worship the corn

It’s over for your kneecaps
40-Year-Old in a corn costume: Come down today, and try some corn, or we will sacrifice your newborn

YouTube/Internet: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

You will die

A stupid ass threat Ganon uses in the Zelda CD-i game to convince Link to join his side or else he will die.
Join me, Link, and I will make your face the greatest in Koridai! Or else, you will die!

Will Theakston

The hot Slytherin Seeker in Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone. He is sexy. Admire his sexiness.
Did you see Will in HP? He was so damn
Will Theakston by Christina September 26, 2003