Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker

Your uncle who went to a family gathering and lost a game of poker. Now he’s mad and punching people, throwing tables and chairs, and drinking mass amounts of alcohol.

I was around when my Drunk Uncle Who Lost a Game of Poker was rampaging through the living room.

by IAssasinatedJFK May 24, 2023

Uncle Randy's funhouse

The spare room your uncle keeps locked.
Often the location of thousands of pornographic DVDs , VHS tapes and magazines.
Occasionally the location of you wearing only bunny ears surviving solely on corn cobs and diet orange soda.

After two weeks in Uncle Randy's funhouse, I don't think I'll ever be able to sit right again. All the eye bleach in the world could never be enough.

by Gigglesnshit May 25, 2023

Uncle ricked

When your uncle molests you on a fishing trip 🎶never made it as a wise man🎶

When i was 7 in gatlenburg Tennessee i got uncle ricked

by Ike19991123 May 31, 2023

Uncle

A word that means imminant danger and despare.

UNCLE NO PLEASE DONT RAPE ME!

by Hdhdjdssampgishrur June 9, 2023

Uncle Jim

A kind uncle that gives you 50$

OMG uncle Jim Is Here!!!!

by Cappuccinoo June 25, 2023

Uncle Ron

Hes a black male who is devious when he takes out hes shmeet and slaps in it his dogs face with a zest face

Uncle ron was a little Zesty

by Very cool monke June 28, 2023

uncle buddy

Two gay guys banging in an alley

Man those guys are really getting after uncle buddy back there

by Unclebean June 28, 2023