secret uncle

Your own personal uncle that is secret to the rest of the world.

Mikalah: I swear i have a secret uncle.
Madi: I don’t believe you, show me.
mikalah: I can’t it’s a secret!

by Jeeoh July 26, 2021

ur uncle pedo

one up from ur aunt ase

when this is said, everything in the universe (or in the void, if it is said there) turns into a random object

Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: say that one more time
Sean: ur aunt ase
Bart: ur uncle pedo
*everything in the universe turns into a staple gun*

by PFJZESKTRHLJNIAWI:rk dvAKV,i w June 2, 2018

Uncle Kyla

A term used to describe a girl who gets really fucked up/forgets who to act around being rizzed up nicely kinda like this emoji🥴

Bro she unlce kylaring when he was talking to her its actually so brezzy
Remember dont uncle kyla

by anonymous February 16, 2023

uncle jack hasn't come by today

This is when a guy/girl hasn't had the time to do his/her daily jack-off and is pent up and taking it out on others. If you are not a daily masturbater then this could also be used as "uncle jack hasn't come by this week/month"

"I'm sorry for being a jerk, uncle jack hasn't come by today and it has be all riled up"

by Wholeeyo October 8, 2021

Uncle Glenning

A person who eats food while defecating into a toliet.

Did Kirk just came out of the bathroom with an empty plate?

Yeah, he was Uncle Glenning it in there.

Wow, that gross...but efficient.

by Dirty Belugas July 18, 2012

Uncle Rock

Dad rock's younger brother. Typically 90's rock... you know, the stuff your weird Uncle listens to

"Pearl Jam? They're not Dad rock, they're Uncle rock!"

by Sparrowpunk October 22, 2017

step-co-uncle-in-law

Spouse's steppibling's husband.

My step-co-uncle-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021