Turd Duster

The worst job ever. It's when a man or woman has to sweep turds with a dust pan.

Bill: Sally has to sweep up turds, cause she's a turd duster.

by Monkey Sling Poo October 15, 2011

turd float

To rain.

It's about to turd float outside like a mother fucker!!

by jeepzilla December 12, 2003

turd-alicious

something or someone who displays turd-like quialities and features

'Ben you're looking turd-alicious today'
'I just rubbed a turd on my forehead'

by Turdgobbler101010101 March 21, 2008

polish a turd

Methodology behind which junk mortgage backed securities were sold as AAA+ rated investments by Wall Street

Dilbert: Hey Trey! I've got this great idea about how to make even more money - we package up piece of shit mortgages as "investments".

Trey: Sounds like you'll be needing to polish a turd on that.

by ItsAJohnson October 14, 2010

turd jerker

Beings which employ fecal matter in order to effectuate a motion in such a manner that it simulates the act of masturbation on their genitailiæ in expectation of bringing to pass orgasm.

you are a turd jerker

by F.D.L.K December 29, 2009

turd-burgelling

when some is stealing turds from your facility and storing them in airtight sealed containers under there bed to preserve them for later smelling.

Ayrton we all know your turd-burgelling our turds when we take shits, it's ok if you do we just want you to tell the truth.

by pooonthetwobitebrowniepoo May 14, 2008

Turd wad

When you fart and a fart doesn't come out

Dude I just blew a turd wad

by bbq13 March 13, 2008