Toe-eyed cabbage

It means an individual who pours milk before the cereal, basically a horrible person.

Ew! That toe-eyed cabbage really just out the milk before the cereal, what in the disappointment?

by Skyblazemoon May 7, 2021

Chicken nugget toe

A old woman with extremely flabby labia that dangle is such a fashion as to show through tight fitting clothing and create the illusion of a pile of chicken nuggets in her pants.

Damn she's got a big chicken nugget toe.

by Pawpincher December 14, 2014

texas toe tag

Careful insertion of your big toe into a vagina. The penetration of the big toenail cuts the cervix, leading to bloodshed. Upon removal the blood on the big toe is known as a "Texas Toe Tag". Works best with large vagined women.

I had to scrub the blood off my toe vigorously this morning as I gave Wendy a Texas Toe Tag last night.

by Rigoberto August 28, 2007

Asian Toe Ring

When an asian man sticks his weiner between a girls toes and he gets off leaving a ring on the girls toe. why asian you ask? because only an asian weiner is small enough to fit between a girls toes

Dude his weiner was so little all he could do was give her an asian toe ring, and hes not even asian!

by Ashweedeckdizzle January 25, 2009

Camel toe kelly

A tall red headed middle aged woman with a massive gaping camel toe in tight yoga pants that smells of rotting asshole and dead fish, she also has twangy rat nips that point in the direction of cock,

Dude, camel toe Kelly is smelling fucking rank today.

by Mr schmitty ass September 5, 2011

pink toe-nail

A slang term used for a dog's erect penis.

Gizmo's pink toe-nail was so big it nearly touched the ground!

by ih8crackas September 12, 2010

toe popper

The thin layer of fabric in the front of a thong that is too small for the wearer.

Upon learning that yet again her thong had failed to hold in her camel toe, Candi exclaimed, "Damn! I need to get rid of that toe popper"

by Candi November 7, 2003