Bean-VD

A type of CD that is composed of mainly beans, or when you fill your CD Tray with beans, and expect 'The Incredibles' to play on your DVD Player.

Guy 1: Yo bro I got a new bean-vd.
Guy 2: siiick bro pop it in
Guy 1: *comically pulls out 2 cans of beans*
Guy 2: oh god

by praxor January 23, 2022

Bean Burrito

A Mexican in a sleeping bag

Man 1; damn that beaner ate too much Taco Bell then went on a camping trip and looked like a Bean Burrito.

Man 2; I’m calling border patrol

by Kennedy Half Dolla April 2, 2022

Bean Ernesto

An individual of the upmost gayest degree of faggotry that one looses brain cells just in thy presence

He is the embodiment of racism and nature, feeding on the innocence of people just trying to use discord

Kobe hates him

Bean Ernesto: Hi
Stranger: Go kill yourself monkey

by Trish hentai enthusiast April 6, 2022

bean chilly

commonly said by someone who is looking for gay sex but being discreet about it. all gay people know the true meaning of bean chilly

hey there’s some extra bean chilly at my house

by daddy aids April 8, 2022

Bean sleep

When the amount of time you sleep is equivalent to the time it take to cook beans thoroughly, which it’s up to 45min to 2hrs maximum

I have work this morning and this party is allow me to have a horrible “bean sleep”

by Jaqass February 17, 2022

Beat the bean

Clitoral masturbation.
Clitoral stimulation.
Playing with your pussy.
Playing with someone's pussy.
Synonymous with flick the bean, hit the bean.

- So, how did you spend last night? Did your crush finally get his shit together and ask you out?
- Nah, girl. I kept sending him memes all night until I gave up and beat the bean myself.

by Dieviete March 1, 2022

Bean moment

Something people say when something bad or good moment and 😼 has to be with it

Good example: I just won money that's a bean moment bad example: my mom just fucking died thats not a bean moment

by Tombex the philosopher 😼 December 3, 2020