Canadian Carebear

When you fill and condom with Haribo sugar free gummy bears and ejaculate, then freeze it and use as a dildo.

This chick whipped out a Canadian Carebear last night, and it was kinda sweet that she cared about my diabetes.

by TotallyNotJohnMalkovich January 31, 2019

Canadian Specialty Cookie

Anal sex with a Canadian

“Barry, you’re such a good friend, do you want a Canadian Specialty Cookie ?”

by pybbjkkkk November 8, 2021

canadian television

the big rectangular screen on your shelf that jumpscares you with an amber alert from across the fucking country at midnight

this man is so canadian television

by xenrax June 29, 2024

Canadian Fourth of July

When you shoot maple syrup out of your rectum after a butt chug of syrup while smoking a joint of the devils lettuce

Dude did you Tommy Did a Canadian Fourth of July to celebrate that was wild.

by Triple D the stevia daddy August 8, 2025

canadian tramway

When maple syrup is injected into the penile shafts, whilst also coating an erect penis

"Tyler gave me one huge Canadian tramway last night!"

by SLIGE MAN May 11, 2018

Canadian Paw Job

A sexual maneuver that involves the paws of a fursuit, a citizen of Canada, and maple syrup.

Dylan came over last night and wanted a Canadian Paw Job! I'm into that kinky stuff but we ran out of real maple syrup.

by Plierr April 29, 2024

Canadian National

Canadian National is a railway that was founded in 1919. It began operations in June 6th, 1919. In 2019, CN revealed a lot of 100th Anniversary Heritage units! In 2020 CN revealed Fallen Flag heritage units.

Canadian national is a great railroad

by helloguysiamstupid April 18, 2021