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Adam

Gayest man alive, really loves riding men. Did you know he really like’s men. Adam is the probably the most gayest person alive as he wants 10 men inside of him at all time.
Oh no, I began to do an Adam with all of you right now!!
by Real_Deal15 November 20, 2023
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Adam Buick

A stinky guy who doesn't shower, and gets no girls.
by The real nic slayer September 22, 2023
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Adam

Adam is a fat shit, but all around great guy
Go to the gym Adam, by the way send me some of those fire memes
by Tic-tac nerd April 16, 2020
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Adam

Adam usually likes to bang bitches in the bathroom of a drag bar. Smokes fat chronic blunts and chugs 12 ounce beers in the kitchen.

He has small feet and about a 3” ding a ling. He masturbates in the bathtub.
Did you see Adam riding nude on his Honda Ruckus?
by MTyaloo December 7, 2022
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Adam

your number one hater.Will try and bring you down on any victory, big or small you achieve and will try to sabatage any future ones aswell.
Person 1:"I aced my math test today"
Person 2:"You suck i aced 5 math tests kys"
Person 1:"Stop being such an Adam"
by Beno1t November 3, 2023
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Liam BK Adam

A fat kid with a small floppy dick who everyone goons to, he is the best friend of the aura master Hayden
Wow i just gooned to Liam BK Adam
by Hayden McCulloch February 12, 2025
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Adam Slambien

A highly experimental, top secret, Beethoven's-the-Ninth dimensional drug;
In the form of an unassuming, but Eckspehnsiv purple pill: Initially It works exaxtly like its 3rd dimensional sleep-aid predecessor: Ambien.

However, the full effects occur during REM-sleep, where the subject immediately wakes. This begins the cycle of a raging, unstoppable urge to slam the nearest two flat objects together with great satisfaction; before moving on to the next two; all the while, frustratingly singing hits from by the flamboyant pop star: Adam Lambert.
George: Hey, Meno, *pauses for dramatic effect..* how did you sleep?

Meno: "AAAUGH!! THE LIGHTS ARE ON BUT YOUR MOM'S NOT HOME!!!
*slams a Cher CD case into a wine cooler lid*
IM SICK OF LAYING DOWN ALONE!!"
*slams a flat-earth map into a regular earth map*

George: *Watches with a slightly bored expression* "Yep.

Must be on that Adam Slambien again.."
by Yagindust November 27, 2020
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