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jack and balls

When a bartender inserts one or both of his testicles into a jack and coke...to produce a slightly salty taste.
Hey Bartender A round of Jack and Balls for the table please.
by Rickhaha March 31, 2008
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Jack Brown

When you go down on a girl and she shits or farts on your face
"Hey man heard you gave that girl a jack brown"
by jack knighthawk brown December 8, 2014
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jack hammond

The act of anal sex so hard that the arsehole folds out and splits open.
Man, I Jack Hammond her!
by Josh Cassar November 15, 2007
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Jack Daniels

A not particularly fantastic yet exceedingly popular whiskey. I find that it's most drinkable induced straight in copious amounts, which will lead to an absolute cunt of a hangover often accompanied by partial memory loss; however, it appears to be most popular in Coca Cola or on the rocks. Take it how you like it - Jack Daniels is not a drink to be savoured, unlike a good single malt whisky like Laphroaig or a traditional Kentucky Bourbon like Van Winkle.

Jack Daniels is not a Bourbon but a "Tennessee sour-mash" because it employs the extra process of charcoal mellowing to add flavour, which some consider cheating the system. Incidentally, a bourbon can be made anywhere in the United States, not just Bourbon in Kentucky.

Jack Daniels is conspicuously advertised in film. Other notable examples of drinks that appear to be advertised in everything from the latest Hollywood drivel to your favourite American sitcom are Bombay Sapphire gin; Hennessy and Remy Martin Cognac; Grey Goose vodka; Dom Perignon and Veuve Clicquot Champagne.
1) I'm fucking depressed and I'm skint, so I'm going to drink a bottle of Jack Daniels and pass out on the floor.

2) I'm very suggestible and/or new to drinking, so "I'll have a JD and coke please barkeep".

3) Did you see 'Scent of a Woman'? What a load of shite. The entire plot revolved around Jack Daniels, or "John Daniels" as the protagonist affectionately called it.
by Neil Fox December 1, 2006
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jacking off

Causes Pleasure and Anger. The pleasurable part is pre-ejaculation. The Anger part is post-ejaculation. This is the part where the man becomes mad at himself for wasting 30 minutes of his time. The world suddenly becomes clear and the chemical imbalance is one again balanced. Too bad no man learns this lesson and history repeats itself.
I had a great time jacking off, up until the end.
by Patrick April 23, 2008
mugGet the jacking offmug.

jack the house

A term used in the late 1980's and early 1990's referring to a house music dance. Many house music songs used this term.
Get on up that dancefloor and jack the house.
by Jack Batemaster January 5, 2006
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jack white

most beautiful person in the whole vide world. Vocal, songwriter and guitar in "the white stripes". i love him. JACK I LOVE YOU..my heart is breaking...:(
jack, if ur thing with renee doesnt work out: marry me.
by wizkey January 11, 2005
mugGet the jack whitemug.

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