toilet

a toilet is a great use in the house. it is good to drink shit on and put viniger in! i love toilets❤️

“hey bro wanna go to the toilet fountain?”
“yeah bro i love me some toilet water”

by AUGHHHHHHHHHHH May 26, 2022

Toilet head

The title given to the coolest mother f***** you will ever meet in your life that you will model your children after

That guy is such a toilet head

by Th420 May 31, 2022

Toilet Paper

See: The Sun

The Sun Newspaper is so bad that I wouldn't even use it as toilet paper.

by UltimateDoge June 5, 2022

Toilet Trilogy

When you simultaneously beat your meat, piss, and shit on the toilet.

Dude, I just had the fattest toilet trilogy in my mom's house!

by keknees June 6, 2022

Toilet

Your younger sibling
Or POFS

My toilet lil bro is the most POFS on the planet

by Dumdum42069 June 18, 2022

Toilet Water Drinker

A person who drinks toilet water. Can be used as an insult (example below). The short form is TWD.

Yeah, Brian’s such a toilet water drinker. He’s conceited, arrogant, and thinks he’s SOOOO smart!

by WHATDOYOUMEANINEEDAPSEUDONYMYO July 12, 2022

Toilet

A shrine that will accept any and all waste, the porcelain throne of relief.
Can, Crapper, Shitter, Loo, Thunderbox, Washroom, urinal, shit pit, outhouse.

Guy 1: "I had so much taco bell last night, at the end of it, even the toilet was beggin for mercy."
Guy 2: "Same thing happened to me last year. The toilet bowl will never be that shiny white again."

by Phazerrr July 14, 2022