toilet glizzy

A Glizzy (aka Hotdog) that is in a bathroom. Whether intentional, or by accident. Typically accidental toilet glizzies have had 1 or more bites taken out of them, but disgusting people.

"Bro, I stopped at the gas station to take a shit, and there was a fucking toilet glizzy in the bathroom"

by Big nad February 7, 2024

Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.

“Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish”
“RIP grandma”

by Doornob July 18, 2021

Skibidi toilet

Skibidi Toilet is a series my a content creator, "Dafuq!?BOOM!". It's reached popularity for gen alpha kids, and has been used by multiple other creators as content to milk. The song that the skibidi toilets sing is a mashup of two different songs: Skibidi bop (dom dom yes yes) and Muppet DJ's remix of Give It To Me. The series is widely loved but also hated my many people (including me).

Gen A kid: do you kjow what Skibidi Toilet is??
Normal, human being: that stupid series by dafuqboom? I hate it. Go watch some Vines instead kiddo.

by anonymous November 23, 2023

Ikea toilet

Something you are not allowed to shit in, when it's CLEARLY a toilet

nerd: erm, sure you can't shit in the ikea toilets

Chad free thinker: why not? Literally 1984

by ayochadbeat August 2, 2023

skibidi toilet

A satanic piece of sh*t.

This sh*t is so bad it has more dislikes than likes

Example 1:
Dad: What's going on?
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi bobodi dip dip
Dad: *grabs a rocket launcher*
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: skibidi skibidi skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi dob dob dob yes yes
Dad: go to hell you piece of sh*t.
Dad: *triggers the rocket launcher and goes towards the pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7*
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: *dies*
Dad: good riddance.

Example 2:
My homie: yo whats poppin
Me: nothin much, what about u
My homie: yea im fine
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: hey guys
Me: yo
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: have you heard of skibidi toilet? it is such a good show you should watch it
Me: ...
My homie: ...
*Me and my homie beats him up*
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: AHHHHH!!
Me: skibidi toilet is the worst thing to ever exist.
My homie: Go to hell!
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: Stop!!
Me: *vomits after saying skibidi toilet*
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: IM SUFFOCATING PLEASE STOP
My homie: *grabs a pistol and shoots him*
Me: there we go we killed him
Police: you're under arrest for killing a kid
My homie: He liked skibidi toilet.
Police: In that case, THE WORLD IS GETTING BETTER! Take 1000$!
Me: Lets gooo!

by EpicDiepLoser77 January 29, 2024

toilet rash

Toilet Rash: When a person, usually in shorts or a skirt, exits the restroom with visible imprints of the toilet on their legs and/or cheeks.

Her toilet rash made it obvious she had spent a great deal of time in the restroom.

by Lenyo July 9, 2014

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017