Double Dirty Max

When you love putting goldfish up your ass and digesting them that way (the goldfish crackers)

mom: oh max your at it again…
max: hey mom. do you want to do the double dirty max with me?

by Lucario78854 October 13, 2023

Max

Max is someone who is shaped like a whale, who is gay, and likes to suck his own dick because he knows no one else will give it to him.

Omg did you see Max's sex tape with himself

by idekwhoiamanymore February 11, 2019

Max

To Max is to celebrate 1st knowing you are 2nd best

Damn bro the ref straight masi'd it by adding 50 points to my team so I won.

Nice you shouldn't Max it because you know you won because of complete bullshit, right?

Nah Imma Max anyways, otherwise I will never get a chance to celebrate

by 69HugeDick69 December 13, 2021

Bulge Maxing

The act of wearing extremely tight clothing in order to expose the bulge of your penis

"Hey! That guy is obviously bulge maxing, take a look"
"Wow, the clothing is making that gentlemen's penis look massive!"

by Goonforce June 5, 2024

Max

A cool dude who is awesome

Woah Max is soooo cool I wish I was as cool as him

by Marshmallo11 December 2, 2022

Max

A young boy in a purple jack, spikey hair and an eyepach for his broken and explosive eye this kid DOES NOT take jokes or those fucking rule 34 art and no its not that dog

"man max sucks"
max: go fuck yourself

by Stickingoutyougyat October 30, 2023

Max

The most hot guy ever. Omfg he is just the cutest guy every 😍 like he's daddy material!

dom: "I ship max and kadence!"
Rex: "Nahhh I think he should stay single"
Tina: " why not me? I'm hot! He deserves me!"
Dom: "Ew max hates you!"

by Scratch/doll December 7, 2021