After I took a shit, I smelled like Brandon.
by Babyboo234 September 14, 2021
A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas
by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022
A slur aimed towards unwanted, persistent suitors. Especially ones who display stalker-like and clingy behavior.
by Ninanina01 September 17, 2021
“Elephant Trunk”, “Why is it on the Ground”, “half horse”. People named Brandon, usually hear these phrases a lot. It’s unfortunate that they get bullied for something they can’t control. But Brandon’s are also great fucking guys. When it comes to monyun they don’t play.
A Dinger linger a Brandon is a dingle berry a piece of shit stuck to some ones ass aka a dingle berry that just lingers you cant seem to get rid of it it wont fall off and wont wipe off . So in other words a piece shit stuck to some ones ass .Also a dumb ass meth head who thinks he takes care of his children but doesn't do shit .
Friend 1 "Dude i have a Brandon in my Butt hair that I just cant get off". Friend 2 "Dude ewwww Hot single mom 1 " dude Brandon get a job". Hot single mom 2 " Where is Brandon?" Hot single mom 1 " Probably some where stuck to some ones ass" "Fucker"!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by BrandonleeHow??????? February 28, 2022
by Duxh November 22, 2021
Brandon is one of the sweetest and most good looking guy ever. He may be hard to deal with but he’s still the loving guy. He hides his emotions and try’s to say he’s fine all the time although he is hurting he has a caring side for his girlfriend he is calm and collective with her and makes her feel like the only girl in the world. He is tall even though he thinks he isn’t he’s brown hair with these beautiful brown eyes. He is sweet and kind but at the same time he’s rude and mean. If you hurt his girlfriend he would go to the ends of the earth for her. He spends all his money on her because he wants to spoil her constantly. With that if you ever find yourself being friends with a Brandon keep them and if you are his girlfriend stay with him.
by Lovergirl1028 January 28, 2025