smashing the wifey

When a man and wife get to doing the do! Out of control wild sex. Where the wifey is in awe.

"He bud, i just got done smashing the wifey. Thanks for the inspiration"!

by martymar April 16, 2011

Smash

1. The action/process of fucking someone good.

1a. When Zach and Brittany hang out, they fucking smash the fuck out of each other!

2a. Zach totally smashed the shit out of Brittany last night!

by Justsomeguyy86 May 19, 2024

Smash the puss!

A rare expression used by closet-nymphs; it will often be shouted unexpectedly, and result in the man-cub prematurely ejaculating.

Man-cub: This is really good sex... Especially considering it's our second time ever...

Closet-nymph: Smash the puss!

Man-cub: Shit! I'm going to cummm!

Closet-nymph: Dumb cunt!

by MattyyyyD! May 19, 2017

The snout smash

A deliberately executed act in which a girl forcefully bounces her ass onto a guy’s face with the shared goal of breaking his nose.

"Dude, why is your nose crooked?"
"She hit me with The Snout Smash last night. Best decision I ever made."

by Idk i jus got here March 3, 2025

Smash

Another word for: fire, great, awesome, tasty, AMAZING

This burger is so SMASH

by gib1234678 July 24, 2023

wanton smash

The act of taking a wanton and smashing it in a girls face after giving a facial

Bro i totally wanton smashed that girl last night.

by WANTON SMASHHHHH January 26, 2018

smash the rat

to do cocaine by snorting a line

Brian: Did you smash the rat at the rave yesterday?
Mike: No, I don't do coke

by snortex November 25, 2017