The most kindest, honest, selfless, and Noble person you'd ever come across, Absolute Gentleman but the most fierce person you could meet.
Can be a God and show you heaven at the same time can be your devil to show you hell fire, a warrior that had fought wars, a kind with Chivalry deep inside them. If they feel your worthy enough they'd not think much to take a bullet for you
If you'd be nice to them they'd put you before them for it the rest of their lives
Give you the utmost importance.
Unfortunately remembers everything , with a heavy God Complex , Could tell you more than you'd ever know
Person equals ten people at once in everything , might be work ,talent, love friendships, anger, impulses, both positive and negative.
Are multitalented, loyal ,selfless, empathetic, Hopeless romantics , insane, poets , fighters, crazy
Once in a life time you'll meet this kind of person.
Can be a God and show you heaven at the same time can be your devil to show you hell fire, a warrior that had fought wars, a kind with Chivalry deep inside them. If they feel your worthy enough they'd not think much to take a bullet for you
If you'd be nice to them they'd put you before them for it the rest of their lives
Give you the utmost importance.
Unfortunately remembers everything , with a heavy God Complex , Could tell you more than you'd ever know
Person equals ten people at once in everything , might be work ,talent, love friendships, anger, impulses, both positive and negative.
Are multitalented, loyal ,selfless, empathetic, Hopeless romantics , insane, poets , fighters, crazy
Once in a life time you'll meet this kind of person.
Sharash is in the elevator
by Definite thing November 23, 2021
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Get the sharkfest mug.When you hide a homemade shank up your ass and inadvertently shit it out when it gets forgotten about, thus causing the option of loosing your only prison weapon or toilet diving for the lost tool.
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Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Symptoms of shark week
-anger and sadness for no good reason
-excessive hunger
-sometimes being extremely horny
-pain in the abdomen (and no don’t compare pain you never experienced to being kicked in the balls or you will be kicked in the balls)
The only way to neutralize the problem:
a: by giving food
b: doing everything she says
c.try not to show your disgust because you have no idea what we are going through
c: make her feel better (seriously guys if you want to be the best boyfriend be kind and understanding)
(Btw this was written by a girl)
Girl: fuck! My side is in so much pain!
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
Guy: is it your appendix?
Girl: no it’s shark week fucking dumbass!
Guy: no that’s in the sum- ohhhh
by Madforgames1 January 29, 2022
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Lina : “did you know ram ventilation is the production of respiratory flow in some fish in which the mouth is opened during swimming, such that water flows through the mouth and across the gills? In fish which have a reduced or no ability to pump water buccally, such as mackerel and sharks, perpetual swimming is required to maintain ventilation.”
Sarah : “wow Lina is such a sharkaholic!”
Sarah : “wow Lina is such a sharkaholic!”
by LavenderPi February 1, 2022
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