stealthclick

-verb (v.)
-noun (n.)
The act of stealthily clicking an object in the monitor of said screen. This will occur naturally to men and less to women, the human will stealthclick unto said "porn website" to hide information about said "anal videos"

"Jerry, where you stealthclicking?"

by inventingwords May 22, 2016

stealth bail

Otherwise known as a smoke bomb. To stealthily bail-out of a place or situation, often a night out drinking.

I haven't seen Dave for a while. I'm starting to suspect a stealth bail.

by Petestream May 12, 2016

stealing Harvard

(based on the movie Stealing Harvard): robbing a bank in order to specifically pay off an expensive tuition or a mortgage

is stealing Harvard even a crime? probably not, if there was no one killed in your attack, and if you stole the money only to re-invest it in the economy

by Sexydimma November 17, 2016

Stealth Dreidel

A dangerous device used by the craftiest of individuals, the Stealth Jew. It emits a powerful sleeping gas, which will render the victim ripe for shekel-taking.

Person 1: "Hey I have this raging headache, and I lost my credit cards."
Person 2: "Oh it was probably a Stealth Jew with their Stealth Dreidel, they run rampant around these parts."

by WallasWallas December 9, 2016

Stealoso

A term used to describe somebody that accidentally steals something, then others are angry because they get let off with a warning.

Bill: Please officer, I just forgot to take it out of the cart!
Police Officer: Okay then. We will let you off with a warning.
Bill's Bitchy Wife: Are you kidding me? He's being a fu*king Stealoso!!!

by Xandrox Boot January 14, 2017

Stealthie

The selfie you take by accident when the camera is pointing the wrong way .

The selfie your kid takes by accident when he's playing with your phone.

Wait a minute, s**t ! I've just taken a stealthie - ok sorry, here we go, one-two-three..... Smile!
It took me half an hour to erase Jack's stealthies from my gallery.....

by Kelly Jordan August 10, 2017

Stealth puddle

The term given to a loose paving stone that collects water underneath it which splashes your leg when you step on it.

Manchester is full of stealth puddles

by smitchlovesfunk September 13, 2017