Holy smacks

The G-rated, family friendly term used to define the usual "Holy Shit" moments, i.e. getting a super wet smooch, tripping over thin air and arguing with uptight parents.

"Holy Smacks mom, I'm 25!"

or

"Holy smacks! That wasn't there before!"

Gasping after running a marathon: "Holy smaaaaacks!"

by That's some bad hat harry May 14, 2011

Anger smash

Breaking anything in a fury of rage.

Man tommy anger smashed his computer

Last night 'cause the thing locked up on him.

by Avp1111 September 24, 2011

Taint Smasher

Where someone gets down on one knee quickly and gives a quick uppercut straight to one's taint, but missing the ballsack.

John was pissing me off, so I gave him a taint smasher.

by CRASH-SS November 7, 2011

Shin Smacker

Another word for a super long shlong. A huge penis, one long enough to reach a persons shins.

I may start dating lawrence, apparently he has a shin smacker.

by Fleet, Hampshire August 22, 2011

Texas small

A shirt size. In the North it is referred to as "6XL" or "XXXXXXL". Named so because of the massive size of some Texans.

Guy: What size shirt do you wear?
Fat girl: Small.
Guy: Small?!
Fat girl: Texas small ;)

by Vulpes_Inculta September 26, 2012

mom smasher

It's when you hit resume on someone else's xbox. The guy that dates single moms.

That guy goes out with all the single moms. He is such a mom smasher.

by BigSteve February 4, 2014

smickity smack

an adjective to describe something that is 'cool, excellent, well executed, completed in a fine or smooth manner'

Alex's team of developers completed the complex and daunting tasks in a fraction of the time and it worked perfectly during user acceptance test. When asked by the senior management about the status of this task, Alex said, 'it's all smickity smack! Totally smackity!'

by obiwantoby August 31, 2015