Bikini Rule

The bikini should only be worn by a girl, if she is reasonably thin, and her boobs are big enough to stick out past her stomach.

Man, she follows the bikini rule perfectly.

by Bariatijmkcb January 6, 2008

Riley(boy)

Riley(boy) is fit asf boy who gets girls wet in there dreams and whenever they see him they all fall to there knees wanting to suck his big shclong. Riley loves batty and tits and gets bare pussy.

Girl:”omg bitches here comes Riley”
Girl2:”fucking he’ll look at that fittay”
Girl3:”Riley do you wanna shag”
Riley(boy):”gowarn then lovey”

by Jak3mcl34n7482921&:?&/, April 23, 2019

Rule 3.14

Similar to Rule 34 and 88
If it exists there is, or will be pie of it.

J: I feel like pie.
K: Okay, cherry pie? Apple?
J: No, I feel like... J pie.
K: okay, here, step into this pie tin and put this cream on yer head. J ala Pie. You've been Rule 3.14'd.

by Korana February 4, 2009

rule 42

If it exist, there is a pony version of it. No exceptions.

Started by the brony fanbase of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.
There is nothing wrong with non-ponified things, ponifying just makes them around 20% cooler.

rule 42 of zoidberg meme: "Need a new zoidberg? why not pinkie pie?"

by DutchBrony October 30, 2011

Half your age plus seven rule.

A mathematical equation used to find the youngest age a person can date without being considered a disgusting, cradle robbing freak. (A/2)-7=Y, where A is your age and Y is the youngest you should date.

Conversely the rule can be inverted to find the oldest age a person should date. 2(A-7)=O, where A is your age and O is the oldest you should date.

John is 26 and dating a 20 year old named Kate, (26/2)+7=20. Their relationship satisfies the half your age plus 7 rule.

Kate is 20 and dating a 26 year old named John. 2(20-7)=26. This relationships satisfies the inverse of the half your age plus seven rule.

by Trojan91 July 21, 2012

golden rule

Those with gold make the rule.

Whoever is usually in charge usually makes the most, and the rules.

by hackaxle April 4, 2004

ja rule

lil wanksta hu thinks hes ghetto

go dre in shit hits the fans(ja rule diss) sayin 'talkin bout u guna slap me,nigga plz u gotta jump and swing 2 hit my nees' xx

by xloux June 11, 2006