Patrick

loves milk so much hes been gone for 6 years on a mission to find the perfect one to bring home

daughter: mommy where did dad go?
mother: ph ur dad, patrick, loves milk

by urmotherisinmybed1234 June 21, 2022

patrice

a hoe

"hey have you heard of patrice?"
"oh you man that hoe"

by boxesofsunshine June 29, 2022

Patrick Verona

The absolute dream man played by the hottest Australian known, The daddiest of daddy’s, heath mf ledger.

Litteraly would sell my soul for him to be a real person and me and him be dating.

Go watch 10 things I hate about you for him!!
lowkey think he ate a dead bird + did it w a spice girl

Me: “Omg Patrick Verona is like one of the hottest characters heath has played!”
you: “yes omg he’s so hot I want him.”
Me: “sucks because me n him r tg.”

by whysosserious? July 6, 2022

Pastrian

A specific type of baker, not one who makes cakes, pies, etc…

But one who focuses on making bread, like a bagel, loaf, baguette, etc…

I want to be a pastrian when I grow up.

by MM19LOVER2005 July 7, 2022

patrick

Patrick is a pussy ass nigga that gets no game from good bitches but the only type he gets are meth head bitches that are half dead. and he also doesnt know how to pay his taxes because he is too focused on his channel that will get nowhere and hes also focused on talking to people 5 years younger than him because he is a big loser pedophile. and to top it all off his haircut makes him look lesbian.

Girl 1:What a pussy i bet his name is patrick
Girl 2:Yeah for real

by El papuchon56 July 8, 2022

Patrick Reed

To knowingly violate any rule of the game of golf while simultaneously denying said violation regardless of video evidence.

My lie was so terrible I decided to Patrick Reed it.

by FAMUgolfer July 22, 2022

PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMENT

B00BY TRAP , END 0F DYNASTY

Well , the IVANA losing hold of the STEPS that seemed to neglect the BREAD BASKET like STANFORD UNIVERSITY does due to their PARSIMONY LAWS no CAR WINDOWS here and as they have this law " HAVE YOU HERD" where they have this ultimatum , EAST PALO ALTO, 0PERATI0N CADAVER, or TRANSGENDER FIXATIONS for ANAL ALAN , "THE COY ONES MAY SAY" , ALAN I WALDMAN ,and here is the thing as PERFECT ROBERT slipped away as the DYNASTY of great DEPPTH is over because contradiction of ELON JUDGMEMT of AMBER RELATIONSHIPS is a N0N0 while just after minor surgery in STANFORD the HERD MENTALITY DIES at this POSH HOTEL in PALO ALTO or real close to it as STANFORD DID IT 0N PURP0SE as they are into the dude of the CARRIBEAN as they don't like ELON because he is smarter than them so the PARIAH SLIPPAGE DECEASEMENT takes seat when especially STANFORD takes a hold of it.

by MAJOR OCCURRENCE July 29, 2022