cooca beans

A very very very very very very yet again very sexy bean that everyone should eat, its tasty shit

Look at dem cooca beans.

by dank beans May 5, 2018

King of the beans

Lord Ayden Blanding

Ayden blanding is the king of the beans

by Wonkypenguin556 June 20, 2022

Guinea beans

A cute nickname for your pet guinea pig

I love your guinea beans, they’re adorable

by An LGBTQ+ bean January 31, 2020

Bean-baked

Bean baked means cooking twice. Once cooked, second cooked in beans, heated by beans, or cooked like beans.

Being so high ur not a human, only bean.

I bean-baked my chicken.

I am so beanbaked

by Gypsy777 August 29, 2017

Bean nonce

pure nonce who prefers kfc beans over kfc gravy

K.C is such a bean nonce don’t understand how she likes KFC beans over Gravy dutty behaviour

by big frank g March 6, 2021

Bean Omelette

A "mean omelette" is when a man farts into his girlfriend's vagina (being a fan of the ass to vag fetish), and then later, unintentionally, the lady queefs into said man's mouth during cunnilingus resulting in much disgust.

"She did what into your what???"
"Dude, I got a fucking BEAN OMELETTE!"
"Fuck dude.. I guess I did.. what a bitch!"

by Billy Bob Queeferton the THIRD January 1, 2012

mad bean

A mad bean is a person who is doing something particularly stupid but also funny

woah rodger just jumped off a house roof with fairy wings on... what a mad bean!

by mad bean creator April 8, 2019