Mike Fitts

Tulane University's current president; he claps like a seal and kind of racist. He's known for buying underaged students drinks and mistaking any poor person as his personal Uber.

Mike Fitts bought me booze at Commander's Palace.

Omg what drink?!

I ordered a coffee and it had whisky in it.

:0 No way!

by coolrosie1000 February 23, 2024

Mike Bebek Taxi

Giving your "good friend" a piggy back ride while he enters you from behind. (Anally) ((male only))

"Look how happy J.D. and Mike look. Mike is so nice to give J.D. a Mike Bebek Taxi ride"

by Taxi guy January 23, 2021

Masturbating Mike Tyson

When a man’s penis is so long he has to assume the classic Mike Tyson peek-a-boo boxing stance — elbows tucked, fists up by his face — to reach it during masturbation. Typically involves a downward squat and intense focus, resembling a fighter preparing for battle… but for very different reasons.

“Bro, I caught Kyle in the bathroom doing the Masturbating Mike Tyson. Dude looked like he was about to throw hands with his own junk.”

by A Dude Booty Meat June 2, 2025

Mike Manoogs

A retarted person who makes the funniest puns out there for all to here. WANTS TO MAKE A FUCKING GOD DAMN LITTLE BAG JIZZ DOCUMENTARY THAT NO ONE WILL EVER FUCKING WATCH IN THERE ENTIRE LIFE. MIKE IF YOUR READING THIS U UNDERSTAND ME LITTLE BOY U BETTER GOD DAMN U HOE BAG!!! GOD DAMN Mike Manoogs

That kid Mike Manoogs is such a tard with his documentary.

by vinag42 September 3, 2016

Mike

A guy from Total Drama: Revenge Of The Island with dissociative identity disorder, or as he calls it, multiple personality disorder. Personalities include:
Svetlana the Russian gymnast
Vito the buff Italian guy
Chester the angry old man
Manitoba Smith the treasure hunter
Mal the cartoon villain
Mike the kind original personality

Mike: I have multiple personality disorder
Zoey: I know, Cameron just told me
Cameron: Sorry!

by TELL ME WHO JOE IS July 26, 2023

Spicy Mike

A guy who crosses personal boundaries even though you’ve clearly set them.

That guy in the blazer is such a Spicy Mike! He kept grabbing me by the waist even though I kept stepping away!

by Nicolina56 November 14, 2022

Mike Hawk

Mike Hawk is so hard to beat in dat skate 3 race..... get it haha funny

another way to say my cock cuz mike hawk makes the same sound as my cock basically

by midasxd July 24, 2021