matt mcguffage

broccoli

my uncle grows matt mcguffage

by peter7 February 9, 2023

Matt

A creature with absoluetly no brain, yet the fattest ass youve ever seen.

"Damn Matt's stupid as fuck but he's got cake"

by fonkymonke May 5, 2022

Matt Van Pelt

Matthew thinks he’s the shit and lies to his friends to prove himself.

Matt Van Pelt is such a faggot, holy shit

by Jakob Perry December 30, 2019

Matt Origel

The type of guy who talks about Getty pussy but has nothing to show for it. Puts money above all else, and will fuck you over a signed ekeler jersey.

Hitler is such a matt Origel

by Thatdude42069 December 3, 2022

Matt

Pathological Liar, Unable To Commit Likes to Hear Himself Talk
Usually A Short Man That Walk Around Thinking He Such A Badass.

Girl 1 Is he lying again
Girl 2 Yes he's pulling A Matt

by Nina313 March 3, 2022

Matt Simon

Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.

Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”

by OGMiceman February 12, 2024

Matt first

Meaning Matt goes first

Person 1: You know the saying Matt first? It's like saying ladies first.

by Sealboy654 July 31, 2018