Matt jones is a very inmature guy, he is known for the being the most annoying kid in school and he is a very skinny guy, who gets swung around when ever he gets in a fight, hes the bitch of every school. hes the type of guy to care for you when your helping him, and only then.
Teenager : Are you that little bitch everyone talks about
Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom
Teenager : say that one more time
Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
Matt Jones: Shut up I fucked your mom
Teenager : say that one more time
Matt Jones: Im sorry, im your bitch
by Factual fate September 12, 2022
Get the Matt Jonesmug. by Sealboy654 July 31, 2018
Get the Matt firstmug. by jordanmichaelz February 15, 2018
Get the Matt Siegelmug. Commonly known as “Molly Matt”(because he loves molly his gfs name), he’s the sweetest boy who would never touch drugs or alcohol. NEVER. He respects the law and would never do something like public urination. Matt hates fraternities and believes they are no fun and doesn’t want anything to do with partying. He also LOVES black people.
Man1: “Dude it’s Matt Simon!”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
Man:2 “I know people call him Molly Matt because he just loves his gf”
Man1: “Wait I thought it was because he took Molly?”
Man2: “Mchale shut the fuck up.”
by OGMiceman February 12, 2024
Get the Matt Simonmug. known for dressing as a woman and hosting prosbies. one time he vomited next to brendans bed...and gaby's jacket. but its ok, we swear by him.
by lovetomatthandle November 7, 2009
Get the matt handlemug. by FAT_NIGGA69420 November 27, 2019
Get the Matt hurstmug. 