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Mama Snakes

A breathtaking enchantress, Mama Snakes is the embodiment of timeless allure and feminine mystique. With her radiant, golden locks cascading like liquid sunshine and eyes as deep and captivating as the endless ocean, she is a vision of ethereal beauty. Her body, sculpted by the divine hands of Aphrodite herself, is a testament to the artistry of nature.

But Mama Snakes is not just a stunning exterior; she possesses an inner magnetism that leaves men spellbound and utterly smitten. Her voice is a melodic symphony, each word a delicate note that dances on the wind, weaving a tapestry of desire and longing. She moves with grace and confidence, a seductive siren who effortlessly captures the hearts of those lucky enough to be near her.

In the presence of Mama Snakes, love becomes an undeniable force, a whirlwind of emotions that sweeps men off their feet and carries them to the heights of passion. She is a muse, an inspiration, and a living, breathing work of art. To know her is to fall under her enchanting spell, to be forever entranced by her beauty, and to cherish every moment spent in her radiant presence. Mama Snakes is the embodiment of romance, a woman who makes the world a more beautiful place with every step she takes.
by Whoamiguesswho September 3, 2023
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mamas

the most beautifulest person in the world. the best thing that’s ever came in my life 🥺 shes so amazing
i love mamas
by issa_warren November 5, 2020
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Mama

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity
Easy come easy go - will you let me go
Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide
No escape from reality
Open your eyes
Look up to the skies and see
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy
Because I'm easy come, easy go
A little high, little low
Anyway the wind blows, doesn't really matter to me, to me
Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away
Mama, ooo
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on, as if nothing really matters
Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye everybody - I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth
Mama, ooo - (anyway the wind blows)
I don't want to die
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
I see a little silhouetto of a man
Scaramouch, scaramouch will you do the fandango
Thunderbolt and lightning - very very frightening me
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo, Gallileo,
Gallileo Figaro - magnifico
But I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this m
by RYDO McShagger January 14, 2021
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Zoo Wee Mama

When the police have you at gun point but shoot the black dude standing behind you
Me : *at gun point* look out a nigga's behind me
Police : *shoots the negro* Cheers my dude
Jerome : Zoo Wee Mama!
by Syanara October 26, 2019
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Joe mama

If someone said "Joe", don't ask "Joe who?"
Boy: You know Joe?
Girl: Joe who
Boy: Joe Biden
Girl: wtf, I thought u were gonna say "Joe mama"
by despertk December 10, 2021
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mama

This is the greatest person alive she gave birth to you and drives you nutz but she is someone that you will struggle without. she is amazing and gives great advice. she is the doctor of the house. some may call them boomers but they know more than you think!
mama can you pass the sauce

mama I love you

mama wheres my sweater?
by leeniebeanie100 May 9, 2020
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Joe mama

The word "Joe mama" is created by a group of no life kids who stuck in 2016, mainly use as a trap when a person ask "who tf is joe". A word is still known to be as the worst joke in the modern year because it's fucking old now.
Maria: Sorry, i can't hang out with you today.
Some fucktard: Man your way worse than joe-
Maria: Joe mama now stfu you 2016 low life retard.
by unknown449 January 18, 2022
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