July

The time of year people go on vacation and don't think about basketball or sports they aren't playing on vacation.

Guy in July nowadays- Thank god the NBA Finals are over and done with, having them in July is like having the Super Bowl on Christmas or New Years, silly bullshit somebody would do/have done to prove they can (to prove they have the power to do it and people should at least respect their bank account if they are not going to respect them).

by The Original Agahnim June 21, 2021

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July 8th 2050

The day Thur United Kingites of Thur Krown or the UKK invade Papua New Guinea. This is the date it will happen or it may be on the leader's birthday, it depends if they get lazy.

Random: "What's happening on July 8th 2050?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "We're invading Papua New Guinea"
Random: "Why?"
Kingite of Thur Krown: "Because Thur Krowned Head, Yurius Guderian, said so 2 years ago"

by apollyon zero bitches January 4, 2025

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July 12

The best day to be born on. The sweetest person is born on July 12th and is the cutest person you will ever meet. They are mean in a joking way but still make you smile and laugh. People born on July 12th also have perfect features such as hair, eyes, lips, nose, and the most perfect smile.

Someone: “my birthday is July 12th”
Me: “Omg my boyfriend is too and he is the best person ever.”

by august.h June 6, 2023

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