notch job

Someone addicted to Minecraft porn

Just about every 12 year old nowadays are notch jobs

by ClamJammer911 February 13, 2017

clop job

The fantasy of inserting your penis into a horseshoe, previously worn by a pony, and held by a character from My Little Pony.

I had the craziest dream last night; rainbow dash gave me a clop job

by furry420 March 6, 2017

Jobs Knobber

Someone that idolizes Steve Jobs

or

a female under Steve Job's Desk

He has every generation of iPod ever made. He is such a Jobs Knobber

by Mystery Meat 4U October 21, 2010

cancel job

When you pretend to give a blow, hand or foot job and then stop before you do it.

God damn it my girlfriend gave me a cancel job last night.

by Dylan Harden February 27, 2008

low job

The positive female equivalent of getting a blow job. Cunnilingus. Also known as the verb to be "lolly-popped."

"LJ" for short.

Why is it that women never brag about getting low jobs?

He's a nice guy but he sucks at giving low jobs.

by allkindsofwrong June 14, 2013

bridge job

An act of sexual intercourse in which an individual licks another’s taint. (The bridge between either the dick/vagina and the butthole)

Mrs. Carter loves bridges. So much so, that her favorite sex act is having a bridge job where she is rimmed and licked on the taint.

by Professor Queef July 19, 2018

camera job

Placing the lens of a camera in a girl's vagina and, using the zoom function, proceed to fuck her.

Did you get to finger bang Stacy?

No, but she let me give her a camera job.

by ScottieCampbell May 24, 2009