clop job

The fantasy of inserting your penis into a horseshoe, previously worn by a pony, and held by a character from My Little Pony.

I had the craziest dream last night; rainbow dash gave me a clop job

by furry420 March 6, 2017

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Job-trimental

An adjective describing any activity that might have a detrimental effect on your employment status.

I can't call in sick to join your Wednesday beer pong tournement. That would be job-trimental.

by coynejo January 31, 2009

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T Job

Tape Job; Taping the blade of your hockey stick.

Hell yeah dude, just gotta' finish my T Job!

by bkimbarkkkk January 9, 2011

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bridge job

An act of sexual intercourse in which an individual licks another’s taint. (The bridge between either the dick/vagina and the butthole)

Mrs. Carter loves bridges. So much so, that her favorite sex act is having a bridge job where she is rimmed and licked on the taint.

by Professor Queef July 19, 2018

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A hand job given to a guy after he takes a girl out to a sports bar and they eat Buffalo Wings together. After the date she gives the guy a hand job with left over sauce on her fingers giving the guy a burning sensation. You deserve it for taking her on a date to a sports bar.

Last night we went to that sports bar and I totally got a Buffalo Job after. It was great, I purposefully used up all the napkins at dinner to get a better burn.

by Full Stanley November 29, 2011

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