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Jessica

a very mean girl
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Jessica

Most of the rich and bratty kids at my school.

Won't shut the fuck up about how rich her daddy is
Like seriously-NO ONE CARES JESSICA
Jessica: My daddy is the CEO of Fortnite.
Dickhead: first of all, your so-called 'daddy' is drunk as fuck
second, your adopted, and third, he's probably on drugs
Everyone: Agrees

*Disclaimer* if your name is Jessica, please do not take this as an insult.
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jessieanne

The most gorgeous, precious girl in the world. Her presence is like magic and to be in her space takes you to a world full of colour and brightest of imagination. She is truly a goddess of the earth and brings light, peace and harmony to the universe. She is a soul to be cherished, embraced and loved. Treat her with compassion and respect and you will receive the most wonderful form of love that can only be experienced through the heart of an angel
Holy fuckit’s a jessieanne
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jessieanne

The most gorgeous, precious girl in the world. Her presence is like magic and to be in her space takes you to a world full of colour and brightest of imagination. She is truly a goddess of the earth and brings light, peace and harmony to the universe. She is a soul to be cherished, embraced and loved. Treat her with compassion and respect and you will receive the most wonderful form of love that can only be experienced through the heart of an angel
Holy fuckit’s a jessieanne
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jessie mars

Some white kids that sucks on managers dick to be a manager as well. And their beard don’t connect. And his nouns are gay they/them. He thinks that he’s gonna be some lawyer some day but that’s just his imagination. He is known to girls as the gay best friend and gets no bitches
Jessiemars is the gay best friend of the group that is delusional.
Jessie mars means gay whiteboy
by Real akinator June 6, 2023
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Jessica

a TWAT that loves slurping her friend's boobs with a ladle. She's like Mary Poppins with a bad attitude.
Person 1: Where is Jessica?
Person 2: She is busy slurping her friends boobs.
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Jessica

A friendly, funny, quirky person who likes to joke around. Everybody likes her and wants to be around her. She's one of the weirdest people you will ever meet but that makes her herself. She's really easy to talk to. She's the kindest person you will find. She is radiant, beautiful, kind and intelligent. She cares about others before herself. She will make you laugh and smile. A sassy and independent girl who wants to live life on her terms. Lover of animals, small children and old peoples. Jessica’s are very extroverted and aren’t afraid to speak their mind but they are also very humorous and are always laughing. They are very outgoing and are always ready to embarrass a friend. To people that have not gotten to know a Jessica, they may come across as really out there. But when you get to know them, you see their sweeter side and are quickly find comfort in their company.
Did you see Jessica, she just helped that old man cross the road, while walking 3 dogs and carrying a baby!
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