Irish facelift

The act of swiftly flailing a knife, straight razor or other sharp object in a person's face in order to cut and scare them.

"Don't fuck with me unless you want an Irish facelift."

by EthanZemat October 8, 2014

Irish piss

When you’re so drunk you pee in your partners bed, and you wake up and leave without saying anything.

“I was so drunk last night I pulled an Irish piss and now I’m never going to talk to her again.”

by TheChair June 12, 2024

Irish Kyle

Fosters? Downed.
Orlaiths? Ploughed.
Haydes? Sucked.
Granny? Rose.

Omg it’s Irish Kyle!

by Kiud kiud kiud November 25, 2021

irish imp

better described as the mix of fireball cinnamon whiskey & baileys irish cream. truely devilish mix that cums in your mouth.

Bill: Have you tried an irish imp?
Tim: Yes, practically cummed in my mouth!

by saegul March 5, 2022

irish ray

A cunt of a man, usually broke , very small penis, latches on to an american family to sustain citizenship then sponges of the brother in law , usually ginger and slightly retarded, rides a sporster

He is a real irish ray

by roofer77 September 30, 2016

Irish thanksgiving

Another name for St. Patrick’s day

Hey it’s fekin Irish thanksgiving where the corn beef and Guinness ?

by Karl Nickert March 12, 2023

irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025