Irish shower

Having a shower after taking a grog bog because you can't tell if you got all the shite from your sticky date

*Repeating out loud during your Irish shower* "To be sure to be sure"

by Jdork January 24, 2022

Irish Diesel

beer with whiskey and red bull

bro, let’s have some irish diesel, it will wake you up

by 7footlad May 3, 2024

BOBBY IRISH BREAKFAST

The act of covering one's naked body with bangers and mash, making your lover lick it off and then you proceed to 'bang her and mash'.

I had a Bobby Irish Breakfast last night and my bed sheets are soiled!

by Bbelle October 21, 2022

Irish Sling shot

Where the male partner pulls his cock back while hard and lets it go and makes it slap on the females face

Hey mariah i’m gonna give u an irish sling shot

by TylovesPuh October 12, 2025

Irish swimming lessons

When you throw your kid in a lake to teach them how to swim and if they start sinking you throw them a non alcoholic beer for being a tosser

Lady: Does anyone have any recommendations for swimming lessons?

James: Just give your kid Irish swimming lessons, it's cheaper and they'll develop psychological disorders when they grow up.

Lady: ....Ok, anybody else have a better recommendation?

by 27DMac July 18, 2019

Irish Jitters

When you vape too much while drunk and start to shake

I blew a vape cloud so large, I got the Irish Jitters.

by Albatraze May 23, 2021

Irish Hello

A hasty arrival to a gathering made without previously confirming attendance or without invite with the intent to be cheeky or a rabble rouser. An Irish Hello is most common among groups of friends and old man sports clubs where competition and camaraderie are most valued.

Joe pulled an Irish Hello at happy hour wearing a beard and telling soccer jokes. The entire group was flabbergasted.

by OldManSportsClub January 24, 2025