A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.
Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)
by melnusghost October 3, 2025

by Warren Rodroff March 21, 2019

Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy
by Deadjockman April 3, 2021

by KennyTheGoneOne January 6, 2018

The condition that a human fly suffers from.
Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.
Maybe she has human fly disease?
Maybe she has human fly disease?
by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010

Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021

humans suck!!!
by FireMan738 the second March 26, 2021
