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human ghost

A term for someone who is always left out in every conversation despite still having the appearance of a living human being.
Person 1:"Yeah, I was thinking maybe we could hang out tomorrow."
Person 2: "Yeah we could i mean im free tomorrow i guess-"
Person 3:"Hey did you know that there's this news going on-"
Person 2: "Yeah man!! shit like it was so fucking rad like-"
(Person 2 and Person 3 bickers as they forgot Person 1 is the one who started the conversation and is now ignored completely.)
Person (Fuck dude, never knew i was a human ghost all along, this shit sucks)
by melnusghost October 3, 2025
mugGet the human ghostmug.

Human

The average, typical person of commonplace or standard traits
A human is writing this right now! And, a human is reading this right now, as well.
by Warren Rodroff March 21, 2019
mugGet the Humanmug.

human puppy

A person who is into the bdsm pet play but generally plays as a puppy .
Hey clerk can I buy this collar , clerk: how old is ur dog , person: oh its for me im the human puppy
by Deadjockman April 3, 2021
mugGet the human puppymug.

Humanity

Jesus Christ. Is humanity really this screwed up?”
by KennyTheGoneOne January 6, 2018
mugGet the Humanitymug.

human fly disease

The condition that a human fly suffers from.
Damn, you'd think she'd leave me alone after I rejected her 10 years ago.

Maybe she has human fly disease?
by humanflymagnet February 8, 2010
mugGet the human fly diseasemug.

Human popsicle

What liquid nitrogen turns someone into, according to a movie.
Nobody's frozen body part ever falls on to the floor of a room with a kerosene heater, since an audience might see something out of one the Terminator movies after first becoming a human popsicle.
by Solid Mantis January 28, 2021
mugGet the Human popsiclemug.

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