Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023

Holi~Bday

/ˈhälə beeˌdā/ - a birthday and holiday on the same day; holiday + birthday; an elite day where a special individual celebrates both their birthday and the holiday that it is shared with; a holiday birthday aka Holi~Bday.

Carmen is celebrating her Holi~Bday on December 25th. You know she's a Christmas baby and loves to talk about receiving lots of gifts for her extra special day. I'm so sick of that bitch bragging about her Christmas Birthday every year!

by Xavier Grays January 23, 2024

Holy Banan

A mythic word that can be used in every sentence often by your mom

Me: mom i have gotten a girlfriend

Mom: What in the actually Holy banan

by Toge_Inumaki January 25, 2024

The Holy Trinity

The new generation holy trinity of hyper cars.
Bugatti Chiron Super Sport
Koenigsegg Jesko
Hennessy Venom F5

Holy shit you saw the holy trinity in person?
Must feel awesome knowing you have a over 4000 horsepower combined in front of your eyes

by carenthu April 7, 2023

Holy fuck

Instead of the exclamatory expression, this means a fuck or sex that is totally, royally beyond good.

I had a holy fuck last night. It was fucking epic (pun intended).

by LingDanc803 April 12, 2023

The Holy Highble

The complete and holy code of stoner conduct
It is filled with popular stoner rules, terminology and etiquette.

Some popular content includes:

Puff puff pass (rule)
Roller, Doner, Stoner (rule)
Though shalt never ash the hash (cardinal sin)
Etc.

Although the highble should be the number 1 best seller of all time, it has never been written (since stoners can never get anything done). However it’s word and oral tradition lives on in the hearts of all stoners everywhere.

Stoner 1: “Yo pass the joint bro”
Stoner 2 “You are on my left and as it says in the Holy Highble, in the book of seshulations, tract 7, verse 4
“Though shalt respect the rules of right by night, sorry bro. ”

by ItsDoubleG April 15, 2023

Holy Honkers

A common expression to value a person's breasts. "Wow", or holy smokes plus boob.

Holy Honkers that rizz is insane.

by ferardrayhot April 18, 2023