Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.

The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

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Holy Stroller

A Christian Evangelical who keeps on having babies to one up and appear more fruitful than their fellow church mates.

The church congregation was trying to get past the holy stroller family, with all their Nuna, UPPAbaby, Silver Cross, Mima, Cybex, and Bugaboos, to enter the pews. This family mistakenly thought congregants were there to worship them, rather than the almighty Lord.

by RealPriestess October 30, 2023

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Holy Lifton

Something my grandpa says. I think it’s from north Ontario

“hey Bernard just died. He was ran over a car and eaten by raccoons”

“Holy Lifton!”

by Dequav10us November 19, 2023

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Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum

Leader of the church of ketchup, Saint Nik is a holy man who hails from the land of Mongolia. He has come to Wsconsin to purify the souls of poor Americans in need of ketchup. All will fall before the Holy purity of His divinity will cleanse all nonbelievers in an efficient and righteous purge on the year of the Saint 2040. All non believers in the ketchup house will be cleansed upon the turn of this holy year, leaving the followers of ketchup to build the world anew.

Praise Holy Saint Nikolas Swiggum, let the nonbelievers perish in the realm of flavorless food.

by The prophet of Nikolas December 31, 2023

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Holi~Bday

/ˈhälə beeˌdā/ - a birthday and holiday on the same day; holiday + birthday; an elite day where a special individual celebrates both their birthday and the holiday that it is shared with; a holiday birthday aka Holi~Bday.

Carmen is celebrating her Holi~Bday on December 25th. You know she's a Christmas baby and loves to talk about receiving lots of gifts for her extra special day. I'm so sick of that bitch bragging about her Christmas Birthday every year!

by Xavier Grays January 23, 2024

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