kermit the frog

a green puppet that has most likely commited many war crimes in his past… we dont talk about it

kermit the frog: frog who commited war crimes

by i forgor my name February 16, 2025

The Kermit the frog

A sexual act where one partner inserts their entire hand into the other partner's anus, not as a fist but with fingers extended, similar to how one would operate a hand puppet. The name comes from the resemblance to Kermit the Frog's puppeteering style.

For added flair, practitioners often incorporate phrases like "Hi ho, Kermit the Frog here!" or make references to Miss Piggy during the act. Some enthusiasts recommend wearing a glove with KY lubricant to ensure smooth entry and easier cleanup, though some prefer having the receiving partner douche beforehand for a more natural experience.

Being defined: Example usage: "Last night was wild - she let me give her The Kermit the frog while singing Rainbow Connection."

by Enfurno89 March 9, 2026

Kevin The Frog

Kermit's uncle by Dan Dingle

Kevin The Frog is a cool uncle!

by kabss90 March 8, 2025

Alaskan bull frog

When you hook a females big toes between yours during sex and use them to thrust by extending your legs.

Last night I gave my girl the ol Alaskan bull frog

by WombRaidrr March 19, 2025

Alaskan bull frog

When you use your big toes to grab your partners big toes and start thrusting using only your legs from behind

I gave her the old Alaskan bull frog since I've gotten my arms amputated

by WombRaidrr March 20, 2025

you swan, he frog

“You swan, he frog” is a comment left on a blogger’s post about having to say goodbye to her boyfriend on a Chinese social media site. The white blogger, who goes by YouKris, left a tearful photo on the platform and Chinese users rushed to offer words of comfort, make jokes, or trash her boyfriend’s looks.
“you pretty, he ugly, you swan, he frog!” one commenter wrote.

-He cheated on me, and I'm heartbroken.
-Snap out of it. You swan, he frog.

by itZzzzzzz August 19, 2024

you swan, he frog

a Chinese phrase whose full version is "you pretty, he ugly. you swan, he frog." The phrase is used to comfort a girl who broke up with her boyfriend. The phrase is originally expressed as "she swan, you frog", which is formally translated as "the toad on the ground wants to eat the swan in the sky", referring to a man's impratical ideal of dating or marring a woman. "Swan" is usually considered as a metaphor for beautiful women, while "frog" is an informal substitution for toad, which is usually considered as a metaphor for ugly men. The phrase is usually used ironicly to critize one's dream of falling in a romantic relationship with others.

"I broke up with my bf!"
-"Come on! you swan, he frog."
"I want to marry Zhou huimin!"
-"You idoit. she swan, you frog."

by lyccccc June 17, 2025