Yolo Fingers

The act of treating your phone as if it’s more important than what’s in front of you. Thus, forgetting you only live once.

Daisey got Yolo Fingers while doing 65 mph and got into a head on collision

Azalea is in the hospital recovering because her Yolo Fingers got the best of her while crossing the street

by Poor$ June 10, 2020

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P-finger

Short for Penis Finger. Normally said when someone fucks anything they touch.

Did you see all the misspellings in that memo Dave sent out?
Yeah, he really p-fingered that up!

by Rev135 June 1, 2018

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Fingers the Monkey was the first successful test held by the Dominican Republic to weaponize Monkeys. They added LSD and Heroine to the mother's bloodstream during the last few days before birth. thus Giving the baby monkey extremely chaotic behaviour, they then taught it through a reward system to attack all hands it saw, it was taught to jump onto the back of the hand, pry off the fingernails and then jam them into the backs of the targets knucklebones, the monkey would then eat off the fingers, leaving a thumb and fingernail covered hands. Thus giving him the name 'Fingers The Monkey'. After a containment breach in which Fingers escaped into the whiled after taking the fingers of five guards, he has not been located. and newspaper headlines would suggest he is now running around central ad northern America, taking the fingers of whoever he comes in contact with.

Jim: Hey man, look at this cool monkey on my hand."
Bil: Bro watch out, that's fucking Fingers the Monkey"
Jim: *screaming in pain as Fingers rips out fingernails and relocates them at his knuckles before eating his fingers."

by Sidney Stevens June 20, 2021

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