Wedding Finger

The act of trying butt stuff for the first time, specifically involving the ring finger on the left hand while consummating the marriage.

"So, did how did Chad perform on the wedding night?"

"Pretty good, but he insisted on getting the Wedding Finger in. Otherwise, I can't complain."

by TheClamBurgular August 12, 2016

Marmite Finger

When either toilet paper tears or it is not positioned properly while wiping. As a result your finger resembles Marmite spread on bread.

When wiping I ran out of runway and over ran onto my finger, thus a Marmite finger.

by Jackorc November 16, 2010

wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

Trigger Fingers

When somebody is mad about something and takes their anger out online instead of actually doing something proactive to fix it

"Instead of having trigger fingers, why don't you actually try to fix it"

by Gracvy March 30, 2022

Foreskin fingers

When a man doesn't wash his hands after pissing

Man:"need any help cooking?"
Woman:"not with your foreskin fingers I don't!"

by Smallad_flingers July 26, 2023

finger magic

A more discreet term for fingering. Often said using a gesture of wiggling one’s fingers upwards.

“So what happened when you hung out with him last night at the beach?”

“Let’s just say there was some finger magic on the beach...”

by hbot47 November 10, 2019

driving finger

Another name for the middle finger. The name comes from the angry drivers who flip people off on the road whether it's from them cutting them off, running a red light or they just like to flip them off just to see what would happen

Some dumbass driver cut Leah off and ran a red light so Leah gave him the driving finger

by Suckin' on the Dictionary October 5, 2017