dick breath

The smell of someone's breath or tongue after they sucked on the penis.

Sarah really had some penis breath after sucking John's penis.

by Carl August 12, 2004

a big dick

A penis 7in or longer

"Girl the guy hade a big dick"

by ktyheed December 11, 2016

cold dick

To touch someone's posessions (i.e. food, office supplies, pillow, clothing...) with your penis. Usually done to someone who would not appreciate the fact that their stuff was touched by a penis.

When he left the room I took out my cock and cold dicked his coffee, sandwhich, and keyboard.

by The Mighty Mighty Justone July 28, 2006

My dick

Is small

Bc my dick is hard

by Shigarakitomura August 30, 2019

dick whipped

similar to pussy whipped , however with the rolls reversed. the girl will do anything asked/commanded by the guy.

she is so dick whipped by dakota, he has her trained to feed him on command.

by .N.P.H. December 5, 2009

Dick Kisser

Extremely flamboyant homosexual who craves massive amounts of Cock and likes getting pounded in the brown eye.

When Grimey resorts to his pillow biting ways and the Gas Man is pounding him in the ass, he asks "how do you balls feel? Dick Kisser!"

by JTD November 9, 2006

dick head

One who behaves in a particularly obnoxious or selfish manner; as though they have cum for brains. A jerk.

Tom ate the last of the fuck'n cheese again, and he hasn't been to the store in over a month, that dick head!

Girl: Are you still dating Simon?
Another Girl: What the fuck! I thought he was cool at first, but that asswipe stood me up twice in a row and never called again!
Girl: What a dick head!

by Waer December 28, 2005