Battle Cow

A heavyset, and extremely angry woman with protruding nipples who is bent on revenge, and willing to decimate anyone in her way who may prevent her from exacting revenge.

That woman took out six cops, four pit bulls and a rabid, deranged librarian to seek revenge on a 7-11 store owner, who cheated her out 60 cents because she bought the wrong flavour of Doritos. “Now she is a serious Battle Cow!”

by anonymous October 22, 2023

Warm cow

Feeling sleepy

After work I’m feeling warm cow tonight!

by Tiktokmasyer September 29, 2021

fat cow

the teacher who gives you homework

that teacher is a fat cow

by The OGBobtheDog June 18, 2023

stumped cow

A cow that is trained to back up to a stump in order to be fucked by a human

Bessie is such a well trained stumped cow that all Jonathan has to do is walk up to the stump.

by Scottypotty2 April 18, 2018

a cow

A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.

Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.

by Lightmatch June 26, 2021

Cop the cow

A stupider way of saying stop the cap

"Dude did he just say cop the cow?!?"
"Yes he did xD"

by person342093 January 6, 2021

Holy Cow

HOLY COW; a term used when you see a cow with holes in it, or a cow that is literally glowing

Bro: Oh dang, look at that
Bro 2: IT'S A HOLY COW!
Bro 3: No it's a cow in the sunlight?
Bro: *drop kicks Bro 3*

by Shulks_is_the_HOLYCOW August 12, 2025