Californian Honey Tree

The sexual act involves a black man ejaculating into a bottle of honey, then the partner drinks the honey and cum while taking a large dose of laxatives. The Parter then takes a new bottle of honey then when they shit out all the liquid shit they lather the black male in honey. Then a third partner comes along and licks all of the shit and honey of the black male. Then the first partner inserts both bottles into their anus and/or vagina while watching the other parter

Did you see that George Floyd did the Californian Honey Tree

Californian Honey Tree by brxxdie February 15, 2022

Californiacrat 

(noun) - A reliably Democrat-voting resident or native of the state of California, especially one with little knowledge or regard for specific policies of the officials that they vote for; or, a personality type characterized by extreme hipocrisy and prejudice towards the working poor.

See also: libtard

San Mateo county has successfully passed a new zoning law which would ban new construction of units over three stories for the next twenty years. An anonymous local Californiacrat sitting on the board of supervisors had this to say to our reporter:

"Every American has the right to affordable housing. Not here! But somewhere."

Californiacrat by sfmmxxii March 6, 2022

Californian Firebomb 

When a man smears chilli sauce on his dick and dick slaps someone with it

Sarah: Oh my god, James gave me a californian firebomb last night
Melissa: How was it?
Sarah: The best thing ever

Californian Firebomb by cavelious james June 1, 2022

Californiastan 

The United Socialist States of Californiastan

The United Socialist States of Californiastan

Californiastan by anonymous October 4, 2022

Californian douchebag 

The act of detecating in a condom, tying a knot at one end, freezing it and thawing half so it is a half frozen half liquid condom and then proceeding to use that as a dildo

Yo bro I gave her the Californian douchebag last night

Californian douchebag by Dezzuh February 8, 2023

Californian Communion 

A sacrilegious term used to describe a group of people all sharing the same edible to go on a trip together

The girls all broke a piece off of the chocolate bar for their bi-weekly Californian Communion

Californian Communion by Wemeanwell June 2, 2023

Californian

Another name for someone who is from the state of California

This Californian hit me yesterday

Californian by ADMIZloz July 9, 2024