Bread

Imagine cake, but not.

friend 1: "hey dude, wanna go eat some cake???"
friend 2: "no dude, ill stick to bread"

by SHATTERING January 4, 2023

bread

bread is cool, bread is awesome, bred is life

¨I LOVE BREAD¨ - me
¨this definition looks like it was written by bread¨ - someone
they were found dead five minutes later

by sentientbread January 6, 2023

Splitting the bread

Splitting the profits accordingly to the workload put in.

Gerald considered lightly that we will be splitting the bread.

by Im diamond in brawlhalla August 30, 2023

Gaz Barlic Bread

A strange portmanteau of ‘Garlic Bread’ and the singer/ songwriter from the 90’s boyband Take That: Gary Barlow

Have you hear that Paddington new song? It’s written and sung by Gaz Barlic bread

by Momogoslow August 31, 2023

Teleported Bread

That sneaky little bread that soldier teleported from Team Fortress 2.

That Teleported Bread is a goner!

by SoldierTF2 September 22, 2023

Joe Mama's Bread

Joe Mama's Bread is defined as the bread owned by Joe Mama

Timmy ate Joe Mama's bread. That made them very sad.

by Roar1224 October 2, 2023

Monkey Bread

Titled to be after a wild KJ that is in their natural habitat. A state of KJ which is thoroughly cooked and baked to pure perfection. The top being the most blackest and crispiest. The bottom buns being the most softest, plump, and tastiest and darkest pieces to ever have been savored. The best state being in the oven cooked at 450 Degrees until it's Vantablack.

TT: "Dude would you like to have some Monkey Bread?"

Bii Bii: "It's too black for me, I think I'd rather eat cinnamon sticks"

TT: "Good point" -Throws Out Monkey Bread-

by WetKat October 5, 2023