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quirky bread eater

Someone who’s cool and awesome and sexy and awesome and amazing and so cool and also very sexy
“wow there’s that quirky bread eater, i always knew they were very sexy”
by sew your fingers together November 13, 2021
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Bread

by JusTrannaHelp October 27, 2020
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Breaded Salmon

The Miami Beach custom of skinny dipping, rolling around in the sand, and chasing unsuspecting beachgoers fully erect.
"Last night was pretty wild. Titus pulled a Breaded Salmon on a few middle schoolers."
by Benjamin Dover Michael Hunt II January 22, 2022
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What you growlingly exclaim when told that someone did something uncaring/deceitful because "he knows which side his bread is buttered on"; what you mean, of course, is that you would rather risk displeasing the powers-that-be than harm someone else.
Back when I was a frail and tender-minded nine-year-old, my bi**hy second-grade teacher violently shook me and gave me a long severe verbal working-over merely because I had "mouthed right back" at a "spoiled-rich-kid" youngster who had been outrageously rude to me over an extremely trivial matter. At da time I was at a total loss to know why said irritable teacher had been so ferociously defensive of Little Miss Bossy 'n' Obnoxious; it wasn't until decades later that I finally learned that said bratty pint-sized colleen was da daughter of a "somebody" in town, and so I realized dat da teacher had "known which side her bread was buttered on", and therefore when said whiny miscreant went "bawlin' 'n' blubberin'" to da teacher about it, she felt compelled to blame ME for da verbal dust-up instead of just telling dat willful child to "shut up and grow up", as she should have. As I tell my friends when relating the story nowadays, though, "I'd eat my bread without butter!" before I ever unfairly blamed an innocent person like that. Reminds me of da "Little House On The Prairie" episode about da broken music box.
by QuacksO March 18, 2019
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Bread and Puppet

A sociological experiment in theater and social activism fueled in part by total debauchery .

Developed in the 60's and continuing to date in the blink of a Vermont town of Glover, where logs and maple syrup are produced . Used to take over with thousands of live human and puppet heads parading from the centre of Glover town up down to the theater stopping significant traffic of the local working class loggers, farmers, barn builders, etc. This thriving but yet somewhat polarized financial economy is enhanced by sky rocketing sales in booze, food, camping gear, and diapers and perhaps the black market as well. That was then and still tourists as well as interns come to this day. However, the theater delivers a view of the political spectrum as it is to date, as well as kiln made bread with home-grown rye and farm fresh vegetables raised behind the theater barn by local young and old timers and foreigners as well.
A: Hey, what rhymes with Bread and Puppet?
B: Spread and Fuck et
by catrackthisandthat May 13, 2018
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Idaho Bread

Sad, white, spoiled, no real culture. Blames their life with everything they see on social media. Young with facial tattoo's.
If you move to Idaho you will notice they make homemade Idaho Bread. They don't know what they are doing and it comes out flat and doughy.
by BuckleDown January 13, 2021
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Bread pudding

A dessert item that you must be a frequent flyer/extended stay homeowner in a local county jail or state corrections facility to enjoy . contains bread and pudding products ground up together arranged in a more appealing fasion .

Also used as currency, projectile/weopon and or gambling payment
I slapped that bitch wit my bread pudding;

Bitch you owe me 2 bread puddings ;
You gon have to pay 3 bread puddings for that
by BreezyS36408 April 20, 2017
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