Dan Bell

Creepy guy who drives around Baltimore at night talking about sex and puts it on Youtube.

I became impotent after watching a Dan Bell video.

by crackimanative July 13, 2025

Peruvian Bell Clap

The action of moving in such an aggressive manor, that ones scrotum slams into ones own penis resulting in a "Clap" noise. This technique is hard to master but easy to impress with.

(sometimes accidental, but still count)

When I jumped out of bed this morning I did a Peruvian Bell Clap, It was sooooo loud.

by GreekFreekW23 July 18, 2025

School Door Bell

School doorbells.

Simply put it, we all hate them...

You have to ring the door bell from during sessions and after lunch, but if you think that's not bad, you can't even answer the freaking door, only a "adult" can, why? Because what if there is a school shooter or something...
So in conclusion, the bell system sucks ass...

Person 1: hey I'm late can you open the door?
Person 2: can't...
Person 1: why?
Person 2: you gotta ring the school door bell.
Person 1: that's stupid!
Person 2: ikr!
Teacher: okay come in!
Person 1: FINALLY ABT TIME!!!!

by Edward2009 September 10, 2025

Bell

I just sold some bells

I made money off them bells

by anonymous September 25, 2025

Taco Bell

A particularly cheesy penis end. If 'eaten' is guaranteed to induce a stomach upset, just like a meal from the fast food chain of the same name.

"I really ought to shower more often. My girlfriend refused to perform oral sex, claiming that she could smell my Taco Bell before I undressed"

by PoolieInNottingham October 17, 2025

Jingle Bells

"Jingle Bells" is an American song and one of the most commonly sung Christmas songs in the world. Legend says that the song made its debut in 1850 in Medford, Massachusetts, composed by James Lord Pierpont. Pierpont was a native of the town and wanted to write something to commemorate the town's annual sleigh races around Thanksgiving.

Song: Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, Jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
Over the hills we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on Bobtails ring
Making spirits bright
What fun it is to ride and sing a sleighing song tonight!
Oh Jingle Bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!
Jingle bells, jingle bells
Jingle all the way!
Oh what fun it is to ride in a one horse open sleigh!

by @MooseGamer14 October 18, 2025

digital taco bell

when you go online and life's a Walmart Meat Region of the shopping experience

I visited the regular social apps and it was a flaming digital taco bell, no surprises.

by sinrlifemattrs October 24, 2025