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bum wizard

An anal magician. The King of the colon. A man who enjoys uphill gardening and the pleasures of naked, young men. Give him a pert boy bum and watch him make things disappear in it.
Steve only bend over to pick up the soap and Simon made his entire willy disappear in him. Total bum wizard.
bum wizard by El Horritt January 4, 2017
Related Words
Bum bump bumblebee Bum-Rush bumblefuck bumble bummy bummer bumpkins bum fluff

bum snatch 

The act of snatching a bum.
“Yo man, you see that bum stole my 4 for 4?!”
“Man, I’m about to hit that mans with the one-armed bum snatch!”

Bum crum 

Someone who is acting very bummy.
Grace: I hate you!
Shazana: Ugghh ur such a bum crum!
Bum crum by master_fu_my_bestie December 5, 2021

bum darts 

what happens when you need to get an A in your Calculus class,
so you stick your equation in your professor ass!!!
bum darts by mike November 22, 2003

bum darts 

Three guys have Man Triangle sex!
Phil Cory and Jason love the man triangle game because they all feel warm inside!!
bum darts by John December 3, 2003