sherks asshole 

Asshair

The meaning of sherks asshole is the nasty where teh made the ugly orgares

sherks asshole by Ruck and I love fucking ur mom March 24, 2017

starchy asshole 

When your cousin finger blasts you so hard it makes your asshole feel "starchy"

"I got starchy asshole syndrome after my family reunion."

starchy asshole by TheGMan1352 April 9, 2017

number one asshole

Phrase to describe a super asshole. The biggest asshole ever. A complete jerk. Class clown. Often stated as a question.

Jr. High Woodshop Class

Me: ( Making faces at Martinez who just got in trouble. )
Mr. Criner to me: You trying to be number one asshole around here?!

number one asshole by thedzone October 10, 2009

8 fingered asshole 

When you are being such an asshole that you can't use two thumbs to do a "This guy!" Thumbs remain in and your 8 fingers point back to you; when you are an asshole beyond two thumbs; an alternative to "This guy!"

After screwing up royally and having someone call you on it and you know you're guilty, you can say, "I'm beyond two thumbs. Who's being an 8 fingered asshole? THIS GUY!" with all 8 fingers pointing at yourself.

8 fingered asshole by PixieStick75 September 29, 2010

Queef fart asshole

When your girl queefs in ur mouth while eating her out then you piss in her and her asshole farts.

Yo that queef fart asshole was good last night, wasn't it Rachel?

Queef fart asshole by Attack helicopter/ him/ her December 22, 2020

Asshole wrapped in bacon 

The utter most worst smelling thing ever smelt before.

Person A: woah dude you smell that?
Person B: Fuck! teah! thats smells like ASSHOLE WRAPPED IN BACON!
Person C: haha sorry guys, that was me.

Asshole wrapped in bacon by Ehemlin85 January 13, 2009

asshole 

someone who is full of shit... therefore they talk alot of shit and are usually hated after their daily enema

william is an asshole... he does nothing but lie!!!!!!!!!!

asshole by rodeobaby! January 15, 2011