Nobel Pieces Prize

The Nobel Pieces Prize is the opposite of the Nobel Peace Prize. The Nobel Peace Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for fraternity between nations, for the abolition or reduction of standing armies and for the holding and promotion of peace congress.

To the contrary, The Nobel Pieces Prize is awarded to those who have done the most or the best work for turning nation against nation, for the abolition or reduction of human and animal life as well as the infrastructure that once supported said life, for increasing standing armies and the weaponry that they use to blow everything to pieces and for the holding and promotion of war congress.

Dude 1: “Obama is so awesome. He’s totally proven that he deserves that Nobel Peace Prize that was awarded to him. He really wants to help people in the Middle East.”

Dude 2: “Really? If by 'help' you mean blowing Middle Eastern people to bits with an ongoing illegal US drone campaign. Then oh yeah! Jeez man. The only prize Obama has proven that he deserve the Nobel Pieces Prize.”

by m_piet July 23, 2013

purple piece of aluminum foil

A really cool and hot person, typically the girlfriend of a hot guy

“Woah that girl is totally a purple piece of aluminum foil!”

by eggyo December 4, 2022

Nose piece

Were a girl is gargling a ball sack and the guy plops his dick on her nose up to her forehead.
Similar to Arabian sun goggles.

her face is so hot, but her nose is ugly, its okay ill give her a nose piece.

by bvilleian July 20, 2012

comment piece

something as an act, a write-up or a speech that invites much comment.

Your speech is a comment piece.

by uttam maharjan May 3, 2012

foot pieces

Shoes, boots or any kind of footwear

Damn nigga look at that niggas foot pieces they fly..

by Dathonkycantdance February 3, 2014

can I get a piece

Question phrase requesting either an item, or a portion of an item. May also have sexual connotations.

1)"Yo man, can I get a piece a that donut?"
2)"Goddamn, can I get a piece of THAT."

by Irick April 26, 2004

Leader Piece

The leading piece of a turd which protrudes from the anus often causing the skid mark. Can also be used to describe a person who may otherwise be referred to as a douchebag.

"I asked that chick what she thought of Brian and she said he was a total leader piece."

by General Bonch February 15, 2019