Turkey jerky

A merkin turkey that jerks off, to a porno!!!!

James: Yo kevin you are a turkey jerky!!!!

by cookiejar123 June 5, 2023

turkey

When you have a single nipple that is perky while the other one is soft

I try to excite the audience, but usually leave them only with turkeys.

by doody4812958921 October 5, 2020

Re-Stuff the turkey

When a girl is trying to take a shit after eating thanksgiving and you stick your dick into her, pushing it back in

“Hey Chris, my girl was wanting to be freaky last night after thanksgiving, so we decided to go and re-stuff the turkey

by Blueface69 October 21, 2019

Jive Turkey

Florida term for bitch ass nigga

Yo man that nigga a Jive Turkey

by Chairnigga September 21, 2021

Dutch oven turkey

When you fart in your friends face under the bedsheet covers and smear a blend of poop and mustard on them as the finishing act

Maverick awoke to an awful stench and orange crust on his bedsheets suspecting that Brad gave him a Dutch Oven Turkey the night previous.

by Pissball_33 July 29, 2025

The Gutted Turkey

When you dislocate the legs of the bottom, then place the back of their knees on their shoulders, then fuck them mating press style.

Sandy: yeah Jared had me in The Gutted Turkey all night. That's why I'm in the hospital. Worth it.
Emily: what the fuck dude

by Beanis_Weenis July 12, 2024

Stuff the turkey

It’s when a guy cums on his hand and proceeds to shove it up her vagina like a stuffing a turkey.

Brad: “Did you stuff the turkey?”

You: “Ya bro, I stuffed her good.”

by MachineKiller January 16, 2020