Carter Hand

The definition of hell this man should be arrested at first site if caught he will serve 17 life sentences for 293 counts of murder and several hundred counts of breaking and entering. This man is most likely armed and highly dangerous.

Police 1: the carter hand has struck again.
Police 2: oh lord really?!
Police 1: yes, this is the 293rd murder

by Carter hand March 31, 2022

Hand thing

A funny movement with your hand which can be do with a mannequin or a friend.

I love to do the hand thing with my friends when we are bored!

by bluejeanzz February 1, 2022

Hand Grenade

Someone who shows up and destroys everything they touch.

Don't let ( insert name) touch that. He's a hand grenade, he'll fuck something up.

by The Red Devil October 11, 2021

Brass Hands

When someone rights in their own poop they have brown ass hands called brass hands.

Dude, you wrote on the wall with your own poop. Now you have brass hands.

by Johnnyringo494 September 30, 2021

Granny handed

Got a hand job from a gilf.

Its. Free to get granny handed at bingo.

by Andy Phillips Herholtz July 20, 2021

Hand slider

The art of a woman giving manual stimulation to a mans erect penis. Sliding her hand up and down his shaft

Yo, I got the most wicked hand slider last night. Only cost me 40 bucks

by DB Bobby February 15, 2022

Hand Sanitizer

Popular delicacy. Also helps to clean the sins off your hands so you can look presentable and normal to the humans

Bill: Hey can I get some hand sanitizer?

Sam: Yes, I'm feeling thirsty of myself

Bill: what?

Sam: Ban op the teat

by COKE AND COLA February 22, 2022